Don't move to Canada

Two men kick in the door of a residence in a home invasion attempt. The homeowner grabs a firearm and shoots, injuring one. The would be robbers drive straight to the police and file a complaint, and the homeowner is now charged with attempted murder. In other news, left is now right, and up is now down. Only in Canada, and possibly New York, Chicago, or San Fransisco, would defending yourself and your home be considered a crime.