I hope I get this level of service

the next time I happen to be out driving while intoxicated, and masturbating to porn in my SUV. Eddie Griffin of the Timberwolves crashes his SUV into another car, while drunk and "busy" (by his own admission, apparently), gets driven home and tucked into bed by Minneapolis police officers. No sobriety test, no investigation, no anything, just driven home to St. Paul (leaving Minneapolis without supervisor approval is a violation of department policy) and tucked into bed, with milk and cookies, no doubt. i wonder if any of the peasants will get the same treatment this holiday weekend?