The federal government has filed a lawsuit.
Against a wristwatch.
Seriously. It's actually named as the defendant. I want to be there for the cross-examination.
"According to a lengthy affidavit, sworn to by FBI agent Mark Jackson,"
Good to know that there's nothing more important going on for the FBI than to go after an inanimate object in court.
Maybe I'll sue my neighbor's oak tree for having the gall to deposit its leaves in my yard every year.
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