Saturday, January 26, 2008

An actual news headline

"Lawmaker proposes ban on truck balls"



A legislator in Virginia, having nothing better to do with his time and looking for new ways to control every aspect of his subjects' lives, is proposing a law to outlaw "Truck Nutz", fake genitals that dangle from one's trailer hitch. The lawmaker is calling them among other things a "safety hazard" to other drivers and "obscene". I suppose he's going to target naked lady silhouette 18-wheeler mud flaps and garter mirror decorations next. Bad motorist, no freedom of expression for you.
Me? I'm frantically trying to find the website to order some of these. That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. I wonder if they come in Cracker White.

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