They'll dress them in bubble wrap next

Here's a stylish new accessory for Mommy's precious little angel, straight from - anyone? - England, of course, the pentultimate nanny state. We're talking about the Thudguard, a stylish yet functional helmet for your 7 month to 2+ year old child to wear 24/7 as they navigate the treacherous waters of toddlerhood.

Here's the inventor, Kelly Forsyth-Gibson (you just knew she had a hyphenated name) on her breakthrough:

"We can't keep them in a bubble all of their lives..."

But not for lack of trying, that's for sure.