Something funny to share

So I'm having lunch today on a restaurant's outdoor patio with an unidentified woman to whom I've been married for exactly thirteen years today.

We're conversing and watching the ducks swim in the pond adjacent to the restaurant when I point out the great blue heron that's joining in the fun.

The woman says, "Yeah, you could pickle it".

I understandably reply, "What?"

She comes back with "Sure, you like pickled heron."

This was before she had her glass of wine.

For the record, it's pickled herring that I have a fondness for. God bless her, though, she tries hard.

Happy Anniversary, dear.