I'll pass, thanks

The human clown car now has an Internet site soliciting donations for her and her instant battalion of kids.

Although I won't be contributing, I do see an enormous marketing opportunity for a company like Nike or Reebok. All they would have to do is come up with a giant shoe for her and her brood to live in.

Now that's pure genius, you must admit. Think of all the possible Mother Goose tie-ins. Bonus -the tales are in the public domain, so no licensing fees!