Busted

California First Lady Maria Shriver, caught on camera by the gossip website TMZ flagrantly breaking that state's recent ban on using handheld cell phones while driving, a prohibition that was supported and signed into law by none other than her husband, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Those silly elitist liberals, always thinking that the ever-increasing number of rules and regulations imposed by them onto the masses are intended merely for the unwashed peasants, and that strict legislative bans on behaviors such as this certainly don't apply to them.

"Earlier this year, Schwarzenegger said he told his daughter, who had recently started driving, that if he catches her on the phone with her hands off the wheel, she will no longer be able to drive."

What's Ah-nold going to do now that the family scofflaw (and subsequent poor role model) has turned out to be his wife instead of his kid?