Off topic but interesting, at least to me

A handy tip - when vacationing in Scotland don't cook and serve your family mushrooms that look exactly like penises:

That's what the guy who wrote The Horse Whisperer did and now he, his wife and his brother-in-law all need kidney transplants.

Stay away from wild mushrooms unless you know exactly what you're doing, and maybe not even then.  It's just not worth poisoning yourself and your loved ones.