His new pet project: getting Big Soda out of schools.
Whatever would we do without a nanny state and the smartest man in the world to tell us what to do?
Based on his personal history, Mr. Clinton would be better served to advocate the banning of Big Macs and interns instead.
From the article:
"Most elementary schools are already soda-free."
So, high school students aren't capable of choosing for themselves. We let them drive at 16, vote at 18, but heaven forbid you have a Mr. Pibb at lunch!
A joke from the late Mitch Hedberg:
"Mr. Pibb is a cheap copy of Dr. Pepper. He didn't even finish school!"
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