The wise commissars of the Trading Standards Board in Dorset, England, have cracked down on the Sgt Bun Bakery there. The crime? Labeling their novelty cakes as "pig tarts" and "robin tarts" because they don't contain pork and robins, respectively. Also, henceforth "paradise slice" cake can no longer be called that, because there's no such place as Paradise.
The Trading Standards Board wants you to know that they're laboring to correct that, however. They just need a little more time.
Apparently the funny little pigs and robins made out of flour and sugar on top of the tarts aren't convincing enough for the board, and they think the poor saps over there might actually think they're buying baked goods with meat in them. Wouldn't want to confuse anyone, you see.
Travelers, don't order the toad in the hole or the spotted dick the next time you're in Dorset, as you might not like what you get served.
A commenter on the same site named Ian summed it up nicely:
"The saddest thing is that all you twits posting here do so....half hearted and with comedy. Shortly, like slaves you will vote for the same people as always."
As Billy Beck loves to say, the rocket-sled ride to Hell roars on.
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