Thursday, May 28, 2009

In other news, less firefighters equals a lot more fire extinguishers being sold

WTOL-TV in Toledo, Ohio has made the startling discovery that local peasants have begun purchasing a lot more firearms and taking training classes on how to use them, now that 75 of the city's cops have been laid off due to budget cuts. That number represents just the first round of firings, by the way. More police cuts are apparently on the horizon.

We don't know why the newsies are so surprised. We like to call that sort of behavior "common sense" around here.

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