Monday, April 14, 2008

Welcome back



I'm flattered, I suppose, to find that I appear to be the go-to person when the Justice Department seeks commentary on the occasion of their latest indictment of a porn company on obscenity charges. Notice how I appear to be bookmarked over there in Potomac (Pretty tony digs for a government agency, by the way), as they don't even bother to search anymore, but just surf right on over for my thoughts on the subject, as they've done in the past when I've weighed in on their other ridiculous prosecutions of film companies for using consenting adults to produce movies for other consenting adults to watch in the privacy of their own homes.

What's worse - wasting untold thousands of dollars of taxpayer money on these freedom-stifling cases that the Feds usually end up losing, or wasting even more time and money by using government-paid Internet connections to see what I and others think about the DOJ's heroic exploits?

Anyway, it's good to see you fellows again. Come by anytime. Maybe one of you could comment sometime about why these types of prosecutions are such a top priority, given all the really serious crimes out there that you could be working on.

1 comment:

Andrew said...

You go, dog!