The Jack-Booted Thug of the Week...

... is the Maryland State Trooper (unnamed, of course) who sicced his agency on Mary Fischer, a volunteer parent chaperone on his son's class field trip who had the audacity to tap the officer's precious little snowflake and ask him to be quiet because he was talking too loudly and disrupting the trip:

"Fischer says the alleged victim’s father is a state trooper, and she feels that’s the only reason an assault charge hasn’t been dropped.

If she’s convicted, she could face up to 10 years behind bars."

I suppose the good trooper had better begin submitting vacation requests now, because no one is ever going to help out in his angel's classes again after this. He'll have to be the one attempting to corral 30 or so hellions in a public place.

Maybe he can bring his TASER. That way he can just shock them senseless, instead of tapping them on the shoulder to remind them of their manners.