Sunday, February 28, 2010

We were wondering where he'd got off to

Al Gore emerges from his luxurious world of huge, energy-sucking mansions, private jets, idling for hours SUVs and ownership of frivolous, atmosphere-killing toys such as Jet-Skis in order to try and save his carbon-credit personal enrichment scheme from its deserved fate:

"I, for one, genuinely wish that the climate crisis were an illusion. But unfortunately, the reality of the danger we are courting has not been changed by the discovery of at least two mistakes in the thousands of pages of careful scientific work over the last 22 years by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. In fact, the crisis is still growing because we are continuing to dump 90 million tons of global-warming pollution every 24 hours into the atmosphere — as if it were an open sewer."

You're emitting more pollutants than the average small town all by yourself, dear ol' Al.  Why don't you downsize your own opulent, wasteful lifestyle a little bit first, then we'll talk, mmkay?

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